fly's eyes
the act of pushing one's ball bag through the buttoned hole at the front of mens boxer shorts try it at home in front of mirror / girlfriend's pairents
View Articlepebble dasher
1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of...
View Articlesleeping policeman
To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
View Articlewife beater
A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens...
View Articlegreat personality
when reffering to a man: A man who is down to earth, caring, thoughtfull, laidback,etcreffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly Why wont you go out with my friend? She has a great...
View ArticleDirector's commentry
1)On a DVD a director quietly commentinon the films events,storyline,special fx2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the...
View ArticleGentleman of the road
A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.In the...
View ArticleTop hat, to stick ones dick into
A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!
View Articlepiss rifle
The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and...
View ArticleESS
Empty Sack Syndrome: After a long day of "self dicipline" infront of a few porn DVD's, the bloke goes to have one last one before going to sleep. He is suffering from ESS if all he manages to conjure...
View Articlewolf bagging
When engagein in anal sex, the man waits until hes just seconds away from jizzing before ramming his fingers down his girl/boyfriends throat.This causes his victim to retch,and consequently tightens...
View Articlewalking the plank
When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow...
View Article10 pinter
A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".A woman with great personality Had the beer goggles on last weekend, eh Ian? Saw...
View Articlefallen off her bike
A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.The 28th of May'hem,rag week. I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!Cor, got the painters and decorators...
View Articlecunt wank
A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump. Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was...
View ArticleMexican picnic
An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue. Minnie...
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